Along with big shoulder pads and piano ties, this word deserves to stay buried along with every other excess of the 80s.
#3 Bulletize Seriously?
This is not a goddamn word.
This is code for “Do things that look like you care about our customers but make sure it doesn’t effect the bottom line.”
#5 Paradigm shift
Go f%#k yourself.
 Almost always used to simultaneously convey a disastrous misapprehension of the importance of your product to the average consumer, whilst massively overstating the impact of a minor, unremarkable and unoriginal change.
Your cynical money making scheme is as transparent as it is predatory. No one is fooled by your pretensions of fluffiness.
I can’t even....
#8 Push the envelope
This is not Top Gun. You are not Ice Man. That 0.2% uptick on your conversion rate does not in anyway equate to riding on a controlled explosion at three times the speed of sound.
Also, you’re a douchebag.
Stop trying to make this happen. It’s not going to happen.
#10 Cradle to grave
“Hi, I still live in the 50’s. Get off my lawn.”